November 14, 2004

It's like Christmas came six weeks early this year

Rip Van Pinko! *** "Which is exceeded only by the size of our cat-food bill." *** Turn that frown up-- er... no, that doesn't help. Never mind. *** LOWEST-GROSSING BOND FLICK EVER *** Is he hoping stem cells will give him new arms? *** She drew what she was feeling! *** "Except, if this photograph is to be entered into evidence, myself." *** That's odd... they don't look like they're from New York! *** "tYrranized"? Come on, there must be a "Y" word that fits. How about "Yellow-bellied"? *** Austrians planning invasions... Seems like old times! *** So that's how it got that way. *** "Signed, Anton LaVeal" *** "...cheese." *** So what else is new? *** I can think of a few things... *** Shouldn't that be "I blew"? *** [Speechless wonderment] *** Sunlight, wooden stakes, crosses, holy water, soap, laundry detergent... *** Now see, this one almost makes up for all the rest of them. Why can't they all be like this one?

(Previously on MMISwT)

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 14, 2004 11:41 AM