Things I Have Posted in '04 That Might Make People Want to Vote for Me as Funniest Blogger Blog Person of Internet
In chronological order only, mind you:
- Remixing Howard Dean
- Proving that Beyonce has bodily functions
- Solving the gay-marriage issue once and for all
- Being dull (on purpose this time)
- Saying mean things about successful cartoonists
- Not having ever watched Friends
- Making light of a very serious medical condition
- Watching movie trailers so you don't have to
- Trying, at least
- Mocking Michael Moore, Pt. Gazillion
- Pretending to be somebody I'm not
- Channelling David Foster Wallace
- Helping Dan
- Pointing out Presidential anachronisms, Pt. 1
- Pointing out Presidential anachronisms, Pt. 2
- Pointing out Presidential anachronisms, Pt. 3
- Pointing out Presidential anachronisms, The Final Chapter
- Coming up with something that people still don't seem to get, but they like it anyway, so what the heck
- Connecting some dots
- Cracking myself up, at least
- Continuing with the "Dan Rather has mental problems" theme
- Ditto
- Ditto
- Not daring to mess with Cathy Seipp
- Writing poorly (on purpose this time)
- Cracking myself up again
- Reminding you that Dan Rather is nuts
- Forgetting that Microsoft Paint is not a toy
- Damning my soul to Hell, Pt. 1
- Damning my soul to Hell, Pt. 2
- Beginning a "saga"
- Introducing yet another idiot
- Dealing with my own weight issues by mocking those of others
- Still
- Making a list
- Giving OBL the treatment he deserves
- Working through the grief of Black Tuesday
- Still working
- Just being myself
- Finally showing my Seth Cohen slash fic to the world
- Lashing out at one of my favorite comedians just because I disagree with him
- Not making any friends
- Sorrying the sorries sorrylistically
If you still feel like voting after that, please go here.
Posted by Jim Treacher at December 2, 2004 10:59 AM