December 07, 2004

Various unrelated items that you can read if you want

Hey, it turns out you can vote in that Best Humor Blog poll every day. So that'll give me you something to do. I'm in 8th place right now, because I'm not funny.

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Don't you hate hospitals? I hate hospitals.

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I was going to do a fake news story about Doc Brown from Back to the Future throwing his hat into the ring for the '04 presidential race. (Get it???) But then various things have prevented me from doing so, not the least of which being my utter lack of talent. So if Scrappleface or anybody wants to use that idea, go for it.

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Bringing people together is what I'm all about. What do you call somebody who spreads a disease without ever being infected with it themselves? I'm like that, but with friendship. I am Typhoid Jim.

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Ahora voy de nuevo a cama.

Posted by Jim Treacher at December 7, 2004 08:37 AM