December 08, 2004

Story of my life

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Taranto might have given his endorsement for Best Humor Blog to somebody else, but I just gave my endorsement to the check he sent me for writing this. So at least this year I can afford some Christmas presents for my precious daughter Janie. Daddy's keeping his promise this year, honey!

Hey wait, I do not and never will have children. Even better. More for me! Suck on that, nonexistent offspring.

P.S. If any big shots want to endorse me so I can at least make the Top 7, that would be awesome. Thanks in advance.

P.P.S. Finally, someone with the necessary level of discernment.

Posted by Jim Treacher at December 8, 2004 02:02 AM