Taranto might have given his endorsement for Best Humor Blog to somebody else, but I just gave my endorsement to the check he sent me for writing this. So at least this year I can afford some Christmas presents for my precious daughter Janie. Daddy's keeping his promise this year, honey!
Hey wait, I do not and never will have children. Even better. More for me! Suck on that, nonexistent offspring.
P.S. If any big shots want to endorse me so I can at least make the Top 7, that would be awesome. Thanks in advance.Posted by Jim Treacher at December 8, 2004 02:02 AM