December 08, 2004

Perfect Hair Forever

Anybody know where I can find this? I figure if you're reading this and you know what I'm talking about, you'd know where to find it. Also, Anime Talk Show?

You're a boy who was a man who is a tree
Perfect hair forever

In life there are sometimes consequences to the actions a hero must face
To the end of the universe
Watch out for bears, to them you are spaghetti dinner
Perfect hair forever

Keep on ****in' in Paris
Keep on ****in' in Paris
Keep on ****in' in Paris
Love, love, love, you're dead
But don't die
Go to the mountain where those people are
Perfect hair forever

Buy some things to bring them to the mountain
The mountain which does not exist
Fulfill your destiny, do that thing to that guy
Play that trick on him
Pee-pee in your Coke
Old Chinese joke
Perfect hair forever

Recording this today at 2:30
Time for dentist
Tooth hurty
Lights went out, it might be 2:40
Perfect hair forever

Dance all night
Get real funky
Wanna get hot
Hot all night
Hot all night
Night, night, night
Night all night
Night all dance
Dance, dance

Do You Know the Difference Between Big Wood and Brush?

Posted by Jim Treacher at December 8, 2004 10:48 AM

Why on Earth would you want to revisit those two particular animated abortions?

Posted by: Sean M. at December 8, 2004 04:01 PM

I never visited them in the first place. That's why I'm looking for them. That MP3 is awesome, and I want to see what it was all about it.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 8, 2004 04:04 PM

The song may be funny, but the cartoons were simply slapped together in place of Squidbillies on Adult Swim--and I have my doubts as to whether or not Squidbillies was ever actually supposed to exist. But Perfect Hair Forever was a painfully unfunny and poorly-drawn parody of an anime cartoon. Anime Talk Show was a panel talk show (hosted by Space Ghost and featuring Meatwad, Sharko, and one of the Squidbillies) about...Perfect Hair Forever. Not very funny, either.

Posted by: Sean M. at December 8, 2004 04:51 PM

Huh. Well, I'm a completist nerd, so I want to see 'em anyway. Plus the whole deal where they were unannounced, that kind of adds to the allure. Not to mention my streak of self-loathing (I once sat through AN ENTIRE EPISODE of Super Milk-Chan). I found a couple of Bittorrents of PHF, but they were already dead.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 8, 2004 05:30 PM

I'm looking for these too. I can't tell if this partially sates me or just makes things worse.

Posted by: Nathan at December 8, 2004 09:18 PM

What's the Squidbillies story? I don't keep up with Adult Swim much nowadays other than Venture Brothers.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at December 8, 2004 09:29 PM

There's not really much worth following besides the Venture Brothers. But those two are from Williams Street, so I want to see them.

Squidbillies, I have no idea. I guess it's in committee.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 8, 2004 09:31 PM

Squidbillies was s'posed to be about squids that were hillbillies. Ergo, Squidbillies.

Again, I have my doubts as to whether or not the entire project was anything more than an elaborate practical joke.

Posted by: Sean M. at December 8, 2004 11:39 PM

So, it was a show that was announced and never happened? I think I saw that Space Ghost with Meatwad and the mutant shark. That thing with the shotgun was a squidbilly?

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at December 9, 2004 10:37 AM

Here, I think this is it:

You have to register.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 9, 2004 03:09 PM

So, Treacher, didja see it? Was it as horrible as I said it was?

(Then again, you're the kind of masochist who sat through an entire episode of Super Milk Chan, so you may have actually LIKED it.)

Posted by: Sean M. at December 9, 2004 10:23 PM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Perfect Hair Forever was a comic masterpiece, and Super Milk Chan is equally hilarious! (albeit a little formula-based)
p.s. The Venture Brothers is a second-rate cartoon!

Posted by: MaxSeifer at December 11, 2004 06:53 PM

There is room in my heart for both Perfect Hair Forever and the Venture Brothers. Can't we all just agree on our hatred for Super Milk-Chan?

Posted by: dzd at December 13, 2004 10:41 AM

Perfect Hair Forever is good for one viewing, and maybe one more if you want to drag somebody else over to make them mad at you for making them watch it.

Venture Brothers is great, though has the occasional problem with taking itself too seriously. I can't wait for the second season.

Super Milk-Chan: painful.

Tom Goes to the Mayor: a little slow, but occasionally brilliant.

Best adult swim shows? ATHF and Sealab 2021.

Posted by: Joe Ego at December 13, 2004 05:16 PM

are you all fucking stupid.....
...that was the funnyest thing they ever put on the air.

Posted by: bitor6 at December 13, 2004 05:22 PM

I thought Perfect Hair Forever was terrific.
The hot dog, the modest youth with a competitive spirit.
I find it very rewatchable.

Posted by: CowDefender at December 14, 2004 11:01 PM

Squidbillies is set to premier in January, perfect hair forever was one of the most fucked up hilarious shows i've ever seen.

Posted by: EarthQuake at December 17, 2004 10:02 AM

are they realy going to permier squid billies in Jan. are you sure this isn't another practicle joke. they said a long long time ago (before perfec hair forever) in one with the blips/bumps(I guess no one pays atention to them) that the show was aborted, so I was surprised when I saw the ads in the fist place and thought to myself what is going on here. I thought Perfect Hair Forever was insanely briliant and funny, but I am an aqua teen fan

Posted by: J at December 18, 2004 10:25 PM

by the way I found the song to be the worst thing about perfect hair, and don't bother with the talk show thing, the only thing that was cool about it was the cameo by the cybernetic ghost of christmass future past, the rest is rather disturbing and not woth watching at all, the only thing it did for me was think to my self and actualy say out loud "these people are sick"

Posted by: J at December 18, 2004 10:32 PM

by the way, last thing I am going to say, and this makes things make a bit more sense, I heard that for satalite people they showed squidbillies, for cable people they showed perfect hair forever, something to do with some cable companies having probs with it because it violated thier polocies on what could be shown on a basic cable station, and they didn't air the rest of the show because it was too much of a hassle, I don't know how true this is though. by the way I am a wiliam's street finatic and completist

Posted by: J at December 18, 2004 10:40 PM