December 11, 2004

My favorite Scrappleface headline ever

The Opposite of What Would Really Happen Happens
"I Wasn't Expecting That to Happen," Says Noted Figure

Wait, isn't that every Scrappleface headline? Ha ha, just kidding. Sometimes the headline actually points out something really obvious that you knew already. No, I'm joking around! It's all in good fun.

Well, I don't want to speak too soon, but it doesn't look like I'm going to take the top spot in that poll I've mentioned once or twice. But I can at least pose a mild threat to a blog named after an aquatic bird, can't I? An aquatic bird who gave up days ago? Can I get to within a percentage point? Even if you think I suck the most, I deserve that much. I've been doing this dumb blog for going on 3 years now, and for some of that time I've actually tried. Hell, I even turned down a lucrative assistant manager position at Arby's because it was going to interfere with my blogging. Somebody else is wearing that nametag now, so I really think you people owe me. You've got one day left to vote. Let's see some hustle out there.


Well, thanks to Steve, Michele, Jim K., Tim, Frank, and anybody I'm missing, for being nice to me. Everybody who's been voting for me, I appreciate it. Maybe next year I'll soar all the way up to the top 1/3rd of the nominees. (If I'm still doing this a year from now. Oh, knock on wood!)

Posted by Jim Treacher at December 11, 2004 06:45 AM