These still make me chuckle a little bit, so why not trot them out again:




Happy Holidays!
Posted by Jim Treacher at December 20, 2004 10:38 AMUm, this isn't going to be "good", even though you said it "better be." Don't hurt me. I just wanted to say that I love the comics. Keep on recycling.
Posted by: John Storr at December 20, 2004 11:56 AMI just want to know what OJ is doing in that second panel. Why is he suddenly a dwarf version of Chris Farley?
Okay, I've got a second question: why are gay men's tongues so small? Is there a correlation with the wide mouths?
And "Happy Holidays" to you too, sir. It's good to hear that Bill O'Reilly hasn't gotten to you yet.
Posted by: jon at December 20, 2004 12:03 PMOh, was I supposed to feel bad that John Lennon was killed by a super hero? I totally forgot to do that.
Posted by: Josh at December 20, 2004 02:26 PMI call forgery. There's no way the text could have been produced at the same time as the images; note the kerning.
Posted by: Hubris at December 20, 2004 02:52 PMI have an IBM Selectric with Comic Sans! Pinky swear.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at December 20, 2004 06:05 PMPinky swear? Oh...alright.
Posted by: Hubris at December 21, 2004 08:36 AMNot since Allah have I laughed this loud in my cubicle. Treacher, you are a giant among pygmies.
Now if only I can print out and pin up the shoe commercial...
Posted by: Gordon at December 21, 2004 10:04 AM"Imagine there's no oxygen! It's easy if you hit escape velocity! My ass is flying across the universe!" I laughed so hard I choked!
John Lennon didn't get half the kicking around he deserved. Please keep up the good work.
Charlie
Posted by: Charlie at December 25, 2004 09:57 PM