January 10, 2005

Crackdown Be Sweet

"Myopic zeal" is one way to put it...

Wonkette sez: "Awesome. Now can we talk about where Bush actually was in 1972?" Great idea. Maybe somebody could dig up some memos or something.

Here's the actual CBS deal. I'm thinking it must suck to work at the Wednesday edition of 60 Minutes these days. To distance the show even further from the Sunday version, and in the spirit of the comparatively plausible and straightforward 24, they should change the name to 1. It's the loneliest number, you know.

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 10, 2005 09:35 AM
Comments

Maybe someone snuck some Bush memos up her butt during all the anal sex she apparently has.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at January 10, 2005 10:27 AM

"Now can we talk about where Bush actually was in 1972?" No, because it was nineteen-SEVENTY-TWO. Because it was 33 years ago. Because no one cares, Ana Marie, okay? No one.

Posted by: ilyka at January 10, 2005 10:36 AM

He was flying antiquated aircraft protecting the largest perto-chemical processing and shipping facilities on the east coast from Soviet bomber attack Wonkette, what were you doing in 1972?
(I was in first grade)

Posted by: Monkeyboy at January 10, 2005 12:12 PM

Yeah, Ana Marie, we'll get right on that - and maybe they'll impeach him for it! A public that, on the whole, didn't care about a president lying under oath in the present and draft dodging in the past had no reason to care about this.

Posted by: HH at January 10, 2005 12:39 PM

(Full disclosure, due to the Armstrong Williams deal and all: Ana Marie once interviewed me for a NY Times piece on watch-blogs which was never published.)

Posted by: HH at January 10, 2005 12:41 PM

I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer at January 10, 2005 07:23 PM

Which one, Mapes or Cox? Either way, I'm sorry that your standards are so low.

Posted by: Tony at January 11, 2005 04:43 PM

Hey, enough of this fooling around. Hugh Hewitt says get back to work on that Thornbugh Report and write something juicy!

Posted by: TomB at January 12, 2005 05:52 AM

Who Whoitt?

Posted by: Angus Jung at January 12, 2005 11:32 AM

Whenever I have the myopic zeal, I insist that it be free-range

Posted by: CraigC at January 12, 2005 11:13 PM

At least now we know what Ol Dan calls himself when he gussies up as the Queen of the Alien Space Unicorns; Lucy Ramerez

Posted by: Steve at January 13, 2005 07:19 AM