January 17, 2005

Okay, I guess...

Pt. 1:

Click here and scroll down to the Don Drysdale Award. "These Nazis are slightly less evil than your regular sort of Nazis!" What a thrill. Vote for me if you want, I guess.

Pt. 2:

And I thought I was a nerd...

Mother, May I Sleep with Treacher? suffered a huge setback with several analysts urging their clients to ditch the stock as it suffered a public relations disaster. The exact nature of customer dissatisfaction was not known but galaxygoo was rumoured to have had a hand in it. Industry insiders suspect a Gag Master (artefact) was involved. Mother, May I Sleep with Treacher? share price dropped from B$2,125.38 to B$1,168.96

I thought Galaxygoo or Gag Master?'s first couple of albums were okay, but then they sold out.

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 17, 2005 10:28 AM
Comments

"Vote for me if you want, I guess."

Hey, I'm on that list. Must your competitiveness manifest itself in such a cuttthroat, no-holds-barred fashion?

Posted by: Hubris at January 17, 2005 11:05 AM

I will crush you, etc.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 17, 2005 11:26 AM

Hey, for a conservative, your tits are real perky!

Posted by: Kevin Hayden at January 17, 2005 01:01 PM

"Conservative." Well, I guess the meanings of words are prone to change...

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 17, 2005 01:31 PM

If they vote for a "conservative" humor blog, does that make them "collaborators?" After the war, will they be dragged into the streets by the free partisans to be beaten, have their heads shaved, and swastikas painted on their foreheads?

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at January 17, 2005 05:33 PM

Prolly not... They just don't throw wild victory parties like that anymore.

Unless the home team wins the NCAA championship or something, of course.

Posted by: Sortelli at January 18, 2005 06:42 PM

Is there an e in vitriol?

Quite an honour, I guess. Although depends on what you win, I suppose.

Good luck.

Posted by: Darlene at January 21, 2005 12:07 PM