In honor of Ken Layne's new Sploid deal, I thought I'd try a few headlines just for fun:
WENDY'S HOAXER KNUCKLES UNDER
RUDOLPH: WHAT GUIDED HIM TO SLAY?
Where's my $18K per, Nick???
The headlines are too small.
Posted by: Lileks at April 13, 2005 05:24 PMHow in the hell do you use a desicated head as a _bong_?
Posted by: Patrick Banks at April 13, 2005 08:07 PMIt would probably be easier to convey a tabloid mentality if its front page didn't procaim that it is "a news site with a tabloid mentality."
Posted by: Hubris at April 13, 2005 08:50 PM"woman gave Wendy's the finger"
Posted by: Neo at April 13, 2005 09:59 PM"Federline" sounds like what happens when an animal goes crazy and you then have to put it down. The implications of that are so obvious I don't think I'll touch it.
Posted by: James Versluys at April 14, 2005 12:51 AM> How in the hell do you use a desicated head as a _bong_?
Oh sure, tell me you've never done it.
Posted by: Cynical Nation at April 14, 2005 05:34 AMThat Brittany Spears "reality" show should be hilarious. I predict cross-pollination with "Cops"- you know, Federline slaps her around, the fuzz shows up and he's out front smoking in a tank top, she comes out in her housecoat hollering, etc. etc. I can see the discarded tricycles, Camaro in the driveway, and empty Natural Light cans now.
Posted by: Rob at April 14, 2005 08:19 AM