More Sploidishness:
DID ITALIAN TERROR-TOOL SAUCE UP STORY?
GREEN VENTS SPLEEN OVER SHORT SHOCK
ONE-BALL CALLS OUT NOT-SO-TALL: "SOME GALL!"
PORTLAND "TRAILBLAZERS" SHUT OUT
"IRRESISTIBLE" ICE QUEEN EYES ICING
PORN PRINCESS PUTS POUT ON PUBLISHER'S PUSS
JUDITH FLIPS LID OVER JIZZ-BIZ WIZ
These are great. Love the word play.
My headlines on the "silicon for breast implants" on my tiny blog. Not terribly off-topic.
Hale
Posted by: Hale at April 14, 2005 01:22 PMWho remembers that old headline from the glory days of the New York Post, about an asylum inmate who escaped, raped a woman, and then fled from authorities? It read "Nut Screws, Bolts."
See, you just don't get this kinda stuff in the New York Times.
Posted by: Cynical Nation at April 15, 2005 05:50 AMSo ya' think Green being offended is serious, or just an attempt at some publicity? I tend to think the latter. Being oblivious, insensitive, and obnoxious was the basis of the Jiminy Glick schtick.
Posted by: Larry G at April 15, 2005 01:33 PM