April 15, 2005

Should I be putting exclamation marks on all these?

REPORTER'S FATE SEALED


ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DEVOTED TO SICKNESS


MOCK-MEMO MATRON MEWLS: "MCCARTHYISM!"


McAARP
SLOP-SLINGERS CELEBRATE SEMI-CENTURY


SURPLUS SIPS SAP STRIDERS' STRENGTH


KOFI NERVOUS


FRENCH TOAST

Posted by Jim Treacher at April 15, 2005 08:40 AM
Comments

Quality.

Posted by: john at April 15, 2005 07:13 PM

All we need is for the Simpsons paper-peddling boy to be yelling out these titles.

Posted by: carl at April 15, 2005 09:27 PM

French Toast is deliciously cruel.

Posted by: Lane at April 16, 2005 08:24 PM

Mock Memo Matron Mewls: "McCarthyism!" is one of the best headlines I have ever read. Forget Sploid, you're ready for the N.Y. Post!

Posted by: slickdpdx at April 18, 2005 09:04 AM