May 20, 2005

I guess I'm obligated to mention the Huffington Post at some point, so there it was

Huffington's Toast is a funny idea, though. I submitted a couple of dealies to them but didn't hear back, so I may as well post them here:

hello_fans.JPGBooks, Covers, and Yours Truly
not really by Dolph Lundgren

First of all, big thanks to Arianna for inviting me to participate in this great new blogging venture. Or how about: "I must thank you." Just a little joke for all the fans.

You weren't expecting that, were you? A lot of people think I am stupid just because I look stupid. And yeah, I admit it, I look pretty stupid. But did you know I speak 5 languages and I was a Fulbright scholar at MIT? Didn't mean to blow your mind, but there it is. How many people do you know who speak 5 languages and were Fulbright scholars at MIT? I'm guessing that number is zero. Unless you're me. And no offense, friend, but you're not.

I also know karate.

So what's up with the Bush administration? Maybe I'm missing something.

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hello_fans.JPGQuick Update
not really by Dolph Lundgren

I have made love to some of the most beautiful women in the world, as well as Grace Jones.

Currently in Bucharest, directing and starring in Secret Squad 3: Lethal Rebuke. Billy Drago might look scary, but he's a real sweetheart (sorry I had to "kill" you the other day, Bill!), and Erika Eleniak is as lovely and talented as ever. We're hoping for a theatrical release in the States this time, so fingers crossed.

Could somebody explain to me what Newsweek did wrong? We all need to show respect for other people, no matter their religion.

On to things that are actually funny: The Superficial is actually funny. Like, every single goddamn day.

Posted by Jim Treacher at May 20, 2005 12:10 PM