July 05, 2005
Beats all you ever smelled
It's a given that the new Dukes of Hazzard movie will suck possum cock. But at least, based on the promos, it depicts them Duke boys the way they always should have been:
Just look at those dirty, disgusting creeps. Yeah! It's rural Georgia or Arkansas or wherever, right? I mean, what was up with this crap?
"Yeee-HAAAA!! Let's go pull one over on that dumb ol' Boss Hogg again, Bo! Lemme just find my emery board first.""Be right with ya, Luke, just as soon as I finish this deeee-licious green tea smoothie!"
If CBS had had the guts to let those two out of the closet back in the '80s, there'd be gay marriage in every state of the union by now. Nice going, CBS!
P.S. Yeah, yeah, Britney Christina looks better than ever, but she's just not Daisy Duke.
P.P.S. Holy crap, David Koechner is playing Cooter. If you've seen the Mr. Show movie (and if you haven't, don't), you know he almost saved it from being a total waste. The man gives good redneck.
Posted by Jim Treacher at July 5, 2005 08:50 PM