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I'm about to make fun of protestors again, regardless of who actually holds power in the world

(Via Bleah) Scottish blog Freedom and Whisky has snapped some shots of the G8 protestors, including this enterprising gentleman:

Because you need that sugar buzz to FIGHT FASCISM!!! (AKA trash a Burger King.) Some other great sellin’-stuff-to-stop-capitalism ideas:

Rake Poverty History! The G8 could just sweep all that debt under the rug if they really felt like it. And now you can too! Except with leaves. Into a nice pile. But otherwise it sort of fits!

Slake Poverty History! You’ve got a mighty thirst for justice. And water! The soulless corporate H2O in these Aquafina bottles has been replaced with good ol’ pond water run through a cheesecloth. Take that, AmeriKKKa!

Flake Poverty History! Sure, cocaine is pretty bad for you and I think it’s illegal, but is it any more illegal than Bu$hi†ler’s war? It is? Well, buy it anyway, fascist.

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Posted by Jim Treacher at July 6, 2005 10:49 AM