Thats right its your ol pal Captain Americrunch back to lead the pack. You thought your were safe didant you. Think again butt plows. I been gone a while on account I had what you might call a little problem with local law enforce ment but it wasant nothen I couldant handle. Domestic disturbence my rosy red ass. I was just practicen my back hand. Good one. But then she called the cops and I got ta handle that schitt. No prob I had em eaten out a my hand but then the one pig was all like Son why do you have 75 empty sudafed boxes in your teevee room. Now you know the old Crunch Man thinks on his feet but I didant have a good answer for that one so I high tailed it. Got 3 blocks and I woulda made it too except for the damn bean bag in the back. Phukked up my kidneys for a couple weeks but I just laffed it off. Phukken pigs. Any how lucky for me the judge was a a chick and there I was looken the way I do so she showed some lenients in ex change for a little a what I like to call gavel to gavel coverage. Now Im back on the street and on the internet so lock up your dauters. Who you adopted because your a bunch a nob gobblers.
I got ta talk about the towel heads for a minute. Just bare with me you knew it it was comen. Now you know I dont like people from London or England but that schitt aint right. Sure they talk funny and there teevee sucks but what the phukk. You aint supposed to say it but next time I see one a them Islams Im tellin him his little Allah book is a bunch a crap. See if I dont.
Also Treach you better take back what you said about Dukes Of Hazard or you will reap the whirl wind. Pronto.
Posted by Capt. Americrunch at July 10, 2005 01:44 PM