February 05, 2006

Testing, testing

According to brainy newspaper-type guys, it's wrong to show an offensive image, but it's okay to describe it. Which is good, because just now I was walking down the street and the wind was blowing pretty hard and this piece of paper flew up against my leg and there was a cartoon on the piece of paper and the cartoon looked like this:

George W. Bush has a big grin on his face. Ear to ear, man! He's wearing a superhero-type outfit with a big cross on the chest, a cape, the whole deal. Looks like he's bathed in a ray of, like, heaven-light or something. He's surrounded by a choir of cherubic little angels strumming harps and stuff like that, and Jesus Christ Himself is looking on, smiling and giving a big thumbs-up. Oh yeah, and Bush is vigorously fucking the Prophet Mohammed in his blood-caked asshole.

Hey, I just described it, folks. Believe me, I'm every bit as offended as you are. Whoever drew this thing should be ashamed. And beheaded. Okay then, no need to burn anything down, right?

P.S. I just went for another walk (trying to lose weight), and another piece of paper found its way to me by way of a random breeze. This one had some jokes on it, and they really angered and offended me:


Why did the Prophet Mohammed cross the road?
To get away from the bar of soap!


What do you call 12 Muslims with smelly behinds?
A dozen!


A duck, a goose, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim has to walk back out because his religion forbids him to drink alcohol!


Why do Muslim women cover their faces?
So they can keep their husbands!


What do you say to an unemployed Muslim?
"Maybe if you had something constructive to do all day, you wouldn't be so angry at your cultural and genetic superiors!"


How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they've declared a fatwa on electricity!

Just disgusting. Seriously, if I find out who in my neighborhood is leaving this stuff lying around, they're getting a stern talking-to and a sharp blade through the neck.

Posted by Jim Treacher at February 5, 2006 07:06 AM

Excuse me, but those are quite offensive.

Please strike the word "fuck".

Also, replace references to Mohammed with "Christ" or "Jesus".

There! Much less offensive.

My job is done here.

Posted by: The Censor at February 5, 2006 12:50 PM

Any word on what Puce has to say on this subject?

Did he ever get home from that library?

Posted by: MD2020 at February 6, 2006 08:06 AM

Take Islam... please!

Posted by: Russell Wardlow at February 6, 2006 07:25 PM

The prophet muhummed walks into a bar with a baby pig on his head -
The bartender asks 'What's that?'.
The baby pig answers 'I dunno, it started out as a wart on my ass'.

Posted by: Mustafa Faq at February 7, 2006 06:24 PM

Q. What did Muhammed (PBUH) instruct all muslims to do just before he died?
A. Don't do anything until I get back.

Posted by: Diggs at February 8, 2006 02:01 AM

All muslims is dum too!

Now I'm a racist bigot! Yeeahhh. Awriiighht.

Yeahh racist bigot me tooo!

Posted by: John Brown at February 13, 2006 02:44 AM