February 13, 2006

In the interest of equal time: Top 10 Reasons Why Cheney Shot That Dude

10. Because of Halliburton probably

9. One bald joke too many

8. Left arm stiffened up and threw off his aim; just a quick heart attack

7. Thought the guy was Bush

6. Thought the guy was the other Bush

5. Thought the guy was the other other Bush

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(These reasons were stolen by neocons, like the elections)

1. Same as Iraq: Just felt like it

Posted by Jim Treacher at February 13, 2006 11:23 PM