10. Because of Halliburton probably
9. One bald joke too many
8. Left arm stiffened up and threw off his aim; just a quick heart attack
7. Thought the guy was Bush
6. Thought the guy was the other Bush
5. Thought the guy was the other other Bush
4.
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(These reasons were stolen by neocons, like the elections)
1. Same as Iraq: Just felt like it
Posted by Jim Treacher at February 13, 2006 11:23 PM