February 16, 2006

Lawrence O'Donnell must have been a cute kid

"What? No, I did not take the cookies from the cookie jar. I defy you to prove that. There's no way you can prove that. How do I know you didn't take them, Mom? Can you, can you answer me that? [removes hand from behind back to point at her accusingly, revealing brown-stained fingers] I said, can you answer me that? No, you can't. You can't. What? No, this isn't chocolate. I was... it's not chocolate. Oh, okay, fine, every time somebody's hands are a little dirty, it must be chocolate. Is that how you want to twist things around? Go ahead. Come on, Mom, you're better than this."

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Posted by Jim Treacher at February 16, 2006 11:20 AM