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Note to self: When somebody claims he raped, murdered, and drank the blood of a small child, he might just be trying for a first-class ticket out of some big trouble in Thailand

You think you know a person, and then he goes and does something like this. The investigators should have known something was up when John Karr claimed that not only did he kill JonBenet, but he kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, broke up the Beatles, and greenlighted Dancing with the Stars. The Boulder police must be waving their billy clubs and twirling their handlebar mustaches in frustration. That was a Keystone Kops joke.

Posted by Jim Treacher at August 29, 2006 03:43 PM