July 24, 2008

Here are some John Edwards/Rielle Hunter jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rielle.
Rielle who?
You must get all your information from TV and newspapers!

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Folks, I don't wanna say John Edwards has an illegitimate baby, but the kid's got John's eyes and Rielle Hunter's meal ticket!

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Why did Rielle Hunter cross the road?
To get to the BMW on the other side, which was bought for her by John Edwards!

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Why is Rielle Hunter like a fully stocked lake?
They both produce "bass-turds"!

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What will John Edwards' illegitimate child be when he grows up?
Older!

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What's the difference between Rielle Hunter and the wind?
The wind only blows your husband when he's outside!

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How do you get John Edwards to play with his illegitimate baby?
Put it in front of a mirror!

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(Hey, I didn't say they were funny jokes...)

Update:

John Edwards was naughty
The whole country's talkin'
But it's not a story
And P.S. Keep rockin'!

Posted by Jim Treacher at July 24, 2008 07:13 PM