Folks, I don't wanna say John Edwards has an illegitimate baby, but the kid's got John's eyes and Rielle Hunter's meal ticket!
Why did Rielle Hunter cross the road?
To get to the BMW on the other side, which was bought for her by John Edwards!
Why is Rielle Hunter like a fully stocked lake?
They both produce "bass-turds"!
What will John Edwards' illegitimate child be when he grows up?
What's the difference between Rielle Hunter and the wind?
The wind only blows your husband when he's outside!
How do you get John Edwards to play with his illegitimate baby?
Put it in front of a mirror!
(Hey, I didn't say they were funny jokes...)
John Edwards was naughty
The whole country's talkin'
But it's not a story
And P.S. Keep rockin'!