September 10, 2008
We need to continue Andrew Sullivan's fine work
It looks like the Daily Dishevelment is taking a break from spreading every single insane rumor about Sarah Palin that Sullivan gets from
the Obama campaign his readers. We need to fill the gap, don't you think? No pun unintended.
Here, I'll try:
Oh. My. GOD. There can be no other possible conclusion: Sarah Palin has a secret '80s lovechild with that dude from Journey.
Do we really want a Vice President who won’t even admit she's got a mega-mulleted bastard son walking around out there? Did Steve Perry threaten to expose this coverup? Is that the real reason they replaced him with a tiny Filipino gentleman? It's called a chain of evidence, people.
Let's see the birth certificate, Sarah. Unless that's somehow a problem?
Update: A reader has linked Palin to yet another '80s musician. How many illegitimate children does she have, anyway? Why isn't anybody talking about this? Why is the media in the pocket of the Republican Party?
Please leave your own Sullivanesque BREAKING PALIN NEWS in the comments. Or don't.
(Thanks for the idea, AP.)
Posted by Jim Treacher at September 10, 2008 11:05 AM
Oh my god, Kim Jong Il appears to have disappeared just before Sarah Palin was picked as McCain's running mate!!! What are the christianists hiding is the supposedly young female governor of Alaska actually a 60 something Asian dictator and if not then why won't the McCain camp clear up this rumour once and for all?
I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!!!
Todd chaired the uberChristianist "Snowmachiners for Jesus" until just before McCain tapped his old lady two weeks ago. SFJ pray for heavenly guidance when they ride since riding on snow is akin to walking on water. I hear when it is unseasonably warm, snowmachine riders get all sweaty in their snowpants.
Oh no! Obama was talking about the pathetic smear campaign McPalin has launched against him and that he hated people "sullying" his good reputation. Oh my gosh! Do you think he was talking about me? I'm sorry Obama! What did I say? Please call me. I'll do anything! ANYTHING!
Sure, the title of the Jefferson Starship song may be spelled differently, but...
One unintended benefit of Senator McCain's choice of Governor Palin as a running mate is that it brought you and Steyn (over at NRO) back out, to my delight.
I think you're on to something though; watching the memes about Governor Palin wax and wane has been a blast. There's comedic gold in extending each and every meme about Mrs. Palin to it's illogical end.
I'm sure Puce can help you out. Click.