September 10, 2008

We need to continue Andrew Sullivan's fine work

It looks like the Daily Dishevelment is taking a break from spreading every single insane rumor about Sarah Palin that Sullivan gets from the Obama campaign his readers. We need to fill the gap, don't you think? No pun unintended.

Here, I'll try:

AndrewSullivan.jpg Oh. My. GOD. There can be no other possible conclusion: Sarah Palin has a secret '80s lovechild with that dude from Journey.

Do we really want a Vice President who won’t even admit she's got a mega-mulleted bastard son walking around out there? Did Steve Perry threaten to expose this coverup? Is that the real reason they replaced him with a tiny Filipino gentleman? It's called a chain of evidence, people.

Let's see the birth certificate, Sarah. Unless that's somehow a problem?

Update: A reader has linked Palin to yet another '80s musician. How many illegitimate children does she have, anyway? Why isn't anybody talking about this? Why is the media in the pocket of the Republican Party?

Please leave your own Sullivanesque BREAKING PALIN NEWS in the comments. Or don't.

(Thanks for the idea, AP.)

Posted by Jim Treacher at September 10, 2008 11:05 AM
Comments

Oh my god, Kim Jong Il appears to have disappeared just before Sarah Palin was picked as McCain's running mate!!! What are the christianists hiding is the supposedly young female governor of Alaska actually a 60 something Asian dictator and if not then why won't the McCain camp clear up this rumour once and for all?

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

Posted by: Ross at September 10, 2008 11:35 AM

Todd chaired the uberChristianist "Snowmachiners for Jesus" until just before McCain tapped his old lady two weeks ago. SFJ pray for heavenly guidance when they ride since riding on snow is akin to walking on water. I hear when it is unseasonably warm, snowmachine riders get all sweaty in their snowpants.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: SlimyBill at September 10, 2008 12:16 PM

Oh no! Obama was talking about the pathetic smear campaign McPalin has launched against him and that he hated people "sullying" his good reputation. Oh my gosh! Do you think he was talking about me? I'm sorry Obama! What did I say? Please call me. I'll do anything! ANYTHING!

Posted by: Christian at September 10, 2008 03:13 PM

Sure, the title of the Jefferson Starship song may be spelled differently, but...

Posted by: Sean M. at September 10, 2008 10:17 PM

There's something sinister, I think, about this Hall & Oates tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Red3R17FlUQ

Posted by: McGehee at September 11, 2008 07:45 AM

Jim,

One unintended benefit of Senator McCain's choice of Governor Palin as a running mate is that it brought you and Steyn (over at NRO) back out, to my delight.

I think you're on to something though; watching the memes about Governor Palin wax and wane has been a blast. There's comedic gold in extending each and every meme about Mrs. Palin to it's illogical end.

I'm sure Puce can help you out. Click.

Posted by: phred at September 11, 2008 10:32 AM

The View From Andrew's Window:

http://www.airfoil.net/blog/uploads/images/sullivan-view.jpg

Posted by: Airfoil at September 11, 2008 11:34 AM