October 11, 2008

The Three Rs: Readin', 'ritin', and...

...rug-munchin'?

I have a problem with this, not because it's a gay wedding, but because this teacher is a narcissist. Is it now common practice at elementary schools to take a field trip to your teacher's wedding and throw rose petals at her feet? (Or his feet; guess I shouldn't be sexist.) Get over yourself, lady. You married another woman. In San Francisco. You haven't exactly made history.

Wonder if the little tykes will be bussed to the divorce hearing too?

P.S. Okay, the teacher's in the clear: It was a surprise by one of the parents. Did I mention it was in San Francisco?

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 11, 2008 12:03 PM