October 24, 2008

How to prove Barack Obama is not a socialist in 5 easy steps

  1. Give a dictionary definition of socialism.
  2. Ignore how Obama's uncharacteristically honest answer to Joe the Plumber (whoops, no teleprompter!) dovetails with The One's well-documented longtime friendships and working relationships with a bunch of radical socialists.
  3. "A Republican did something that could be called socialist, which means Obama isn't an even bigger one."
  4. Point to a phony poll and claim the message isn't connecting with voters.
  5. Hit Send.

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 24, 2008 08:55 AM