How to prove Barack Obama is not a socialist in 5 easy steps
Give a dictionary definition of socialism.
Ignore how Obama's uncharacteristically honest answer to Joe the Plumber (whoops, no teleprompter!) dovetails with The One's well-documented longtime friendships and working relationships with a bunch of radical socialists.
"A Republican did something that could be called socialist, which means Obama isn't an even bigger one."
Point to a phony poll and claim the message isn't connecting with voters.