October 24, 2008

ATTN: Cryptozoologists

You've never found the Loch Ness Monster. Bigfoot has so far eluded you. The Chupacabra, the Jersey Devil, the Crawfordsville Monster, the Yeti, the Wendigo, the Bondo Ape... Not a trace. But as of today, we can strike one heretofore mythical creature off your list:

The Reporter with a Conscience.

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 24, 2008 06:45 PM