November 07, 2008

Dear silly person at a once-respected magazine:

The big tent just means there's more room for the backstabbers to hide. I know you're not really worried about it, but rest assured that we can find them and kick them out without tearing down the whole thing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go run over a dog in my Jukt Micronics company car while wearing somebody's skull for a hat. Honest!

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 7, 2008 07:41 PM