November 19, 2008

Also, there will be no interruption in the ample flow of insufferability

Delightful:

Dear World:

The United States of America , your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service and hopefully even to improve it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding,

The USA

That's right, Bush took away your liberty and Obama is going to give it back. Just don't ask any questions.

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 19, 2008 05:20 PM