January 10, 2009

How did I get Frank J's endorsement for Best Humor Blog?

Simple. It was an honest appeal to reason:

Frank: I can't do this.

Jim: Just read what's written on the paper.

Frank: Please don't make me do this.

Jim: [PULLS BACK HAMMER OF PISTOL AIMED AT FRANK'S HEAD] I can think of worse things.

Frank: Alright, alright, alright. [LONG PAUSE] "Jim Treacher is the k... is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known. It is my... [SHUDDERS] my honor and privilege to endorse him in the race for Best Humor Blog in the 2008 Weblog Awards. I make this statement of my own free will." Okay? Are you satisfied?

Jim: That was nice. You did real good. Now you just keep doing real good, see? That way I won't have to come back. Yeah? Heh, heh, heh... [BACKS UP INTO DOORWAY, FADES INTO SHADOWS]

Frank: ...what a dick.

Vote, vote, vote for me.

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 10, 2009 12:37 PM