Probably won't catch up to #2, but I'm doing about as well as can be expected without a Wonkette link. (Remember when Wonkette was actually a girl?) Sorry for all the posts about this silliness, but it's pretty much the only interesting thing about my life. Ever.
If you're wondering why I'm on the ballot, this is the best I can do.
Also: Vote for Hot Air. It's the Best Blog. And it doesn't spread conspiracy theories about anybody's children.
P.S. And thanks to everybody who's put in a good word for me: Iowahawk, Frank J., the fine folks at the Activity Pit, Melissa Clouthier, Jammie Wearing Fool, This Ain't Hell, Sister Toldjah, the Anchoress, Babalu Blog, Kate at Small Dead Animals, Dan at Protein Wisdom, Rachel Lucas, Nice Deb, Doug Ross, Dull Razor, Six Meat Buffet, Cold Fury, Mark Hemingway, the Breda Fallacy, and all the other nice people I like because they like me.