Yell stuff like, "Yeah, say the words The Man wrote down for you to say, puppet! Walk over to where The Man told you to walk, puppet!" It helps if you live alone, which, let's face it, you do.
I actually kind of like Garofalo in this role, the whole "mousy, stammering librarian" thing, but it's as good an excuse as any to link to an oldie but goodie: Garofalo to Be Lowered into Shredder. (It's satire, although you might not realize it at first because I don't call myself "Sam Clemens" or "Chuck Dickens.")
Still a few hours left!