January 27, 2009

George Washingwho?

I'm not sure this goes far enough. Can it really be said that, pre-Obama, there was even such a thing as America? Wasn't all that striving to "form a more perfect union" just a clumsy dress-rehearsal for the glorious utopia in which we now dwell? Weren't Washington and Lincoln and FDR just keeping the seat warm until the true culmination of all our hopes and dreams could take his rightful place?

And if you don't think so: Why are you a racist?

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 27, 2009 01:37 PM