March 12, 2009

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Watchstrap? Who would make a movie about that? I used to have a watch. Where's my watch? You know who was good, was Bette Davis. #goml

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Obama to meet with Queen of England next month. http://is.gd/m95v She's really going to like that Big City Slider Station.

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Cellphones are mad cheap! How else can he call the cops if someone steals his shopping cart of cans and baby-doll parts? http://is.gd/mbGG

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I want Obama to succeed at failure. See? There's no need to be so negative about it.

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Second draft: I want Obama to succeed at something other than the things he's doing now. Also, Axelrod should get mustache cancer. Whoops!

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Meghan McCain is wrong to call Ann Coulter a train wreck. Trains usually contain some sort of food.

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Of course, Maher is even worse: http://tinyurl.com/aluzjg I wish he'd go back to his previous job, but nobody wants to make DC Cab 2.

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Signs You Might Be Overreaching, Pt. 437: Bragging in public about setting up an echo chamber. http://is.gd/mKJU

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Chas Freeman went down like a Chinese student under a tank.

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Vile Party Hack Wants President to Fail (Note: Headline is from 2001) http://bit.ly/iXO

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If Rorschach fought Danny Bonaduce, and the winner fought Carrot Top, and the winner of THAT teabagged Ron Howard, that would be awesome.

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TurboTax Geithner says "capitalism will be different." Kinda like that one time we made Hiroshima & Nagasaki "different." http://is.gd/mW1B

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I'd like to thank @Glinner for the first episode of Black Books, which I watch every year around this time. (I like the other episodes too.)

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BREAKING NEWS: People Who Don't Like Rush Limbaugh Don't Like Rush Limbaugh http://is.gd/mZrc

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Twitter is the opposite of real life: here, hot babes follow ME. You gals are lucky. You don't have to worry about leaving DNA evidence.

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Fascist pigs harass noted educator over 40-year-old littering offense: http://is.gd/mZXL

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I know Obama's probably not a Muslim, but his teleprompter is like the Koran: Every time he reads from it, a market blows up.

Same Twit, different day!

Posted by Jim Treacher at March 12, 2009 12:43 AM