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Mass walkouts during Watchmen? http://tr.im/hiHQ They're probably running out for some blueberry popsicles. (Joke stolen from @DougBenson.)
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I don't get why Chas Freeman flopped. We've got a tax cheat running the IRS, so why not put a crazy person in charge of intelligence?
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The 25 DVDs Obama gave Gordon Brown. http://tr.im/hjbq Too bad nobody's made a movie called "Rot in Hell, You Blind Limey."
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Who knew Doug Ross's entire stay at County General was just casing the joint so he & 10-12 of his friends could heist the hospital pharmacy?
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The worst economic crisis since the Depression isn't as bad as we think. http://is.gd/n69N Why do we think so? Well um HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
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I've never cared much about Jim Cramer, but it's "funny" how he didn't become a problem for Jon Stewart until he became a problem for Obama.
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It turns out that if you're put in charge of the IRS even after everybody finds out you're a tax cheat, nobody wants to work for you. Weird!
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It's official: Twitter now rules my life. I blame @jackiedanicki. And social anxiety disorder.
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"Niiiiice, yes? She make good wife, I sell her to you, yes?" http://tr.im/hlLB
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Keith Olbermann breaks stories like he graduates from Ivy League schools:
http://tr.im/hnIN
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Olbermann and Maddow, combined, manage to beat Fox's #6 by the population of a small town. Non-sexual victory hug! http://tr.im/hm7w
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At first Obama said we were looking at economic catastrophe, but now he's downgraded it to kittenastrophe.
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If the president is black and a person who's not black criticizes him, that's racism. Criticism of a white prez from non-whites is msicar.
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@MKupperman "We all gotta go sometime," said lazy Louis Pasteur.
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@MKupperman "Maybe next year," said lazy Christopher Columbus.
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@MKupperman "Ehhhh, I'd just get it all over my pants," said lazy Picasso.
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@MKupperman "I don't really have a problem with those folks," said lazy Hitler.
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@MKupperman "And then what?" asked lazy Sir Edmund Hillary.
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@MKupperman "I could always name a hospital after them," thought lazy Bruce Wayne.
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@MKupperman "Back then things were pretty confusing," began lazy Charles Dickens.
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I think my audiologist is going nuts. He kept talking about my "scented, nervous cistern."
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Obama jokes that the GOP wants him to go to Brazil and get lost in the Amazon. Ouch, he'd really scratch up his ears. http://tr.im/hnMo
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