BREAKING: Rachel Maddow Drops to Floor in Hysterics After Asking Which White House Employee Will Be Putting Obama's New Dog in the Bathtub
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"Let them bag tea." http://tr.im/iX6d Taibbi has been a big fan of bailouts ever since Sean Penn brought his red plastic cup to New Orleans.
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Notice that 99% of the Tea Party signs are about ideas, not personalities. And the only thing these people want from the gov't is liberty.
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Rick Sanchez doesn't like tea either: http://tr.im/iX9A When he gets behind the wheel, he prefers something a little bit stronger.
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These Democrats sure are being belligerent. They're regular donkey punchers.
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"Did you know you're eligible for a $400 tax credit?" http://tr.im/iXpp Burn down my house, hand me a squirtgun, and expect some thanks.
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I only care about POTUS's approval ratings to the extent that I know he cares about them. I don't need anybody's approval of my disapproval.
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What to do about aging nuclear warheads? http://tr.im/iXCw Well, I know when Grandpa retired, he spent his free time doing a lot of fission.
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According to the latest DHS memo, apologies are now called "differently sincere obfuscational blame-shifting statements." http://tr.im/iXH3
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If Bush spent like a drunken sailor, Obama is like the entire Navy after looting every distillery in the U.S. Shut up? No thank you.
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Either the media are undercounting Tea Party attendance on purpose, or it's the same math skills they've shown with government spending.
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Please, please, please look at this and then talk to me some more about drunken sailors: http://tr.im/iYqy
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BREAKING: Susan Roesgen Punctuates Point About Bush Administration's Deficit Spending By Donning Hitler Mustache, Screeching
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@andersoncooper CNN: Above the fray. Your Cuban-American colleague in particular; he digs deep for a story. Gotta respect a dirty Sanchez.
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Susan Roesgen seemed confused when Anderson Cooper said he liked her outfit, but he wished somebody would give her a pearl necklace.
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