May 21, 2009
Cheney + Haiku = Cheneyku
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Yeah, I shot that guy
And I had some heart attacks
And I kept you safe
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I'm bald and morose
I don't look good in swim trunks
Eight years, no attacks
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Dear Los Angeles:
We stopped an assault on you
"Hey, thanks" will suffice
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Look out, terrorists!
Obama's secret weapon:
Approval ratings
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Every time I sneer
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed faints
Try that one, Barack
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We left you a mess
You're doing all the same things
Now they're not messy?
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Bronx synagogues burn
Because of waterboarding
On Bizarro World
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Redefine "torture"
To mean anything you want:
Waterboarding worked
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Hello, Jon Stewart
You cried on September 12th
But haven't since: Why?
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Remember, lefties
I'm not running for office
Your polls make me laugh
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And, in the interest of equal time, here are some cheneyhaterku:
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Didn't stop Atta!
Did too much to stop his pals!
I believe both things
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Wish you'd go away
How dare you remind us all
You stopped terrorists
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Heat doesn't melt steel
Fighting terror causes it
Up is really down
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Earth to Dick Cheney:
Why no new 9/11?
They don't feel like it
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KSM's damp face
Didn't do us any good
Worst war crime ever
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Follow #cheneyku and #cheneyhaterku on Twitter. And remember the #pelosiku craze from way back last week? You can relive those fond memories here.
P.S. A few more cheneyku:
9/11 2:
Egocentric Boogaloo
Starring Obama
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Colin's not happy
His Republican Party
Always sides with Dems
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Arterial plaque?
Don't make me smirk, it ain't $#!+
Arugula? Yuck!
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Barack's terror plan:
"Preventative detention"
Look out, Rush and Sean
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I like Biden's style
He thinks "jobs" is three letters
Unlike "KSM"
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When you attacked me
I disclosed my location:
All up in your face
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