Jim Treacher's Blog That Is on the Internet

Hillary falls and breaks elbow: http://tr.im/p19r That's nothing. Remember the time her husband slipped and busted a nut?

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"What if Ashley Biden was Bristol Palin?" http://tr.im/oZSw Well, for one thing, we'd never know she'd gotten pregnant.

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Obama will say anything that gets him through the next 5 minutes. Luckily for him, that's also the memory capacity of the average reporter.

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I like the White House / The aroma lures me in / Keep shoveling it #flyku

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I particularly enjoy the way they arrange themselves into a halo over his head: http://tr.im/oX3f

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I'm Liam Neeson / As your face already knows / Well, what's left of it #takenku

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It's not like this is the first time a fly has been brought down in the White House. Just ask Monica.

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If President McCain had gone to the Pyramids and said, "Hey, that hieroglyphic looks like Obama!", how many new suits could Rev. Al afford?

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Don't expect any action on Iran unless Ahmadinejad tries to start a private business or makes fun of Obama's ears.

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I started off old / Became Brad Pitt, then a child / Only took 3 hours #benjaminbuttonku

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The Iranian vote is completely legitimate, according to election monitors Good Will and Doodad Pro.

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Andrew Sullivan is demanding Willow Palin's ticket stub from the Yankees game, if such a team exists outside of Sarah Palin's diseased mind.

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