June 26, 2009

It's a good thing those cherubs have wings

They're gonna need 'em.

Michael Jackson was a pedophile and he should have died in jail. Also, he sang some great songs.

P.S. Defame a polite, soft-spoken beauty pageant contestant who holds the same opinion as the President of the United States and most of the voters in her own state: Hero.

Defame a hideously self-deformed pedophile who went insane and died of a self-induced drug overdose: Villain.

Our society deserves Perez Hilton.

Posted by Jim Treacher at June 26, 2009 05:25 AM