Under Obamacare, old people will have to stop bitterly clinging to their drugs and incisions
Wasn't Obama's Health-Rationing Liefest '09 awesome? I especially liked his little podium-thumping thing at the beginning. Oooh, so forceful! Yeah, just like that other guy:
Oops!
And now, a little ditty:
When an Oval Office liar
Ain't feelin' too inspired
His plans approach the drain
With these words he'll rebut 'em
His career'd be less than nothin'
If he had a speck of shame: