September 04, 2009

And now, a word from Van Jones

With apologies to William Jonathan Drayton Jr. and Carlton Ridenhour


1600's a Joke
(To the tune of "911 Is a Joke" by Public Enemy, which you can listen to here

Hit me!

Goin', goin', gone!

Now, I got hired by Barry a few months ago
Doncha see how shifty he's actin'?
He only says somethin' true when he wanna
His act is stale, gettin' old like Madonna
He don't care 'cause he stays Prez anyway
And what he said before, it don't apply today
He gets in trouble, the bus starts creepin'
When his ass is on the line, someone else will pay

Right-wingers with those quotes I was spoutin'
It's a burnin' cross in disguise, y'all, I'll betcha
I call Glenn Beck a cracker 'cause his face is crackin'
Stop blubberin', fat boy, didn't mean to upset ya
He's the king of the swift condemnation
Hates my guts, and he's tellin' all the nation
Thinks it's gonna lead to my humiliation
It all adds up to a f***ed-up situation

So get up, a-get-get-get down
1600, watch it get clowned
Get up, a-get-get-get down
Barack Obama's wearin' a frown

[Repeat chorus]

1600's a joke
1600's a joke

I'm a commie, so I don't get no respect
You'd think the hammer and the sickle don't intersect
Karl Marx, you know that dude was Number 1
Even though he was so pale, never saw the sun
No sunblock, just the Eastern Bloc and
Hatin' capitalists, tried to kick their jock in
I need to be in the White House schemin'
Care about your liberty? Man, just keep dreamin'

I call ya racist 'cause the race card's quicker
Than goin' back and forth, you white folks like to bicker
The reason why I say that is you always whine and plead
Workin' on my nerves until I'm just like, "Cracka, please!"
Hey Chairman Mao, we need ya now
Why buy the milk when you can nationalize the cow?
You better wake up and smell the state vodka
Treat Van Jones with respect, you cockblocka!

[Repeat chorus while they figure out what to tell Robert Gibbs to say]

Vanny J say owww!

1600's a joke
1600's a joke
1600's a joke
1600's a joke

Posted by Jim Treacher at September 4, 2009 06:10 PM