September 14, 2009

ACORN couldn't look worse right now if Kanye West was wearing one of their t-shirts

ACORN: Another Corrupt Office Revealed Now. Fake-ho-gate spreads to the New York office:

Via the four-day-old I don't want to say Andrew Breitbart is a genius, but the last guy with a launch this successful was Neil Armstrong.

(I was going to say something a bit saucy about Hannah Giles, but she's a black belt and her dad is a big-game hunter. So I'll just say that fearless investigative journalism has never looked this good.)

In other news: President Obama, eager to heal the racial divide in America, has invited Kanye West and Taylor Swift to what the press is calling a "Hennessey summit."

Posted by Jim Treacher at September 14, 2009 05:33 AM