November 23, 2009

Katie Got Back

She likes third place and she cannot lie
You other anchors can't deny
When a dwarf rolls in with a belly full of gin
And the cougar-booty moves begin
You get sick
No pulse in your dick
'Cause you notice that chick is Couric


Little in the noodle but she got much hack...

This $#!+ is real. Gawker has more, and this is probably the least mortifying pic of the bunch.

Well, now we know what Katie Couric reads: Tanqueray bottles and The Source.

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 23, 2009 11:31 AM