Mother, May I Sleep with Treacher?

See ya next year! [chortle, guffaw]

My resolutions:

1. Eat more.
2. Leave the house less.

Wish me luck!

We have a winner

Adjust your mindset accordingly.

Re: The UMass Dartmouth student who claimed Homeland Security questioned him about checking out Mao's Little Red Book from the library...

...and all the people who should have known better than to report it as fact:

P.S. Check out more of my BS.

Quick note to Galleycat

See, the idea there was that in order to review a book, presumably one would be required to read it. And that, in this case, my personal preference would be otherwise. Sorry for the confusion, and thanks for your question.

Bells, bobtails, etc.

Since I don't blog anymore, my audience has now dwindled to lonely foreigners Googling for pictures of Nikki Cox. So, I'd like to wish you gibberish-speaking masturbators a Merry Christmas. Or whatever miserable holiday you savages celebrate. MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT!!!

Proposed sequels to Brokeback Mountain

Butt Butte
Queer Creek
Faggot Valley
Ass Canyon
Rectum River
Dicksuck Isthmus
Alternative Lifestyle Gulch
Bitch Cassidy & The Bundance Kid
Untitled Matt Damon Project

Hello. How are you? I am fine, thank you.

So Cracked Magazine is coming back. Sure, be skeptical, but it's got Neal Pollack and Jay Pinkerton on board, so that's a good start.

Howard Stern, I guess he's doing something this week.

Political blogs. Wow! They mostly suck!

At first I was baffled that anybody's life would be so empty and meaningless that they'd wait in line all night to buy an Xbox and then smash it in the parking lot just for the hell of it, but then I saw that they live in Toronto.

Have you seen King Kong yet? I keep meaning to but I can't seem to feel my legs.

Mark your calendar

I posted something over at Blowing Smoke.