April 30, 2006

Podcasts stink

Prove me wrong.

Update: Okay, Gervais. No way is that Pilkington guy for real, but he's hilarious.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 03:02 AM | Comments (25)

April 27, 2006

I'm going to try to blog here more*

Just haven't had much to say. I do blog over here, where I don't have much to say but use more words to do so. Smart people also blog there too as well.

*This probably isn't true

Posted by Jim Treacher at 12:26 AM

April 22, 2006

And the sequel, Draining Sulu's Phaser

In honor of the news about the new Star Trek prequel with Kirk and Spock as strapping young men, I thought I'd dig up a tidbit from my fanfic days. J.J. Abrams, eat your heart out!

The young Vulcan walked into the door of the Starfleet Academy dorm where he was staying. It went "whoosh." He walked in with his pointy ears and carrying a future-type duffle bag of Vulcan belongings.

"Hello," his roommate said, the roommate being young James Tiberius Kirk. "I'm Jim. Who are you?"

"My name is Spock," said Spock.

"Of the Connecticut Spocks?", Kirk said impishly. The youthful Spock just moved his yellow-green forehead in puzzlishness.

"Just kidding! I get the top bunk."

Spock frowned and uttered, "Logic dictates that as the taller organism, I should receive the sleeping quarters of higher elevation."

"I'll wrestle ya for it!", Kirk bellowed playfully, lunging at Spock's slender midsection. Spock placed his fingers on Kirk's shoulder for the famous Vulcan Nerve Pinch, but reconsidered and allowed Kirk to take him to the floor.

"Give up?", Kirk inquired, breathing heavily over the logical alien. Their eyes locked up like an ancient Earth car that wouldn't start, the opposite of their hearts, which wouldn't stop.

"On the contrary, my new human friend. I do not give up, but rather... what is the expression... give in."

"Yee-ha," whispered the young Iowa boy and future starship captain, licking and lowering his lusty lips...

That's as far as I got with my tender sci-fi/romance InterNovel, Starfleet Heartbeat, or, Kirk and Spock Fuck All Night. Stupid Paramount cease-and-desist!

(You think I'm kidding? People really do write this stuff.)

Posted by Jim Treacher at 01:35 PM

April 20, 2006

Just got an e-mail from Puce

He forgot his login info (at least I think that's what he said), and he wanted me to post this for him:

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Your guess is as good as mine, folks. Just passing it along.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 02:58 PM

April 11, 2006

Hey

Blog fixed. Blog content, unfortunately, not fixed. How are ya? That was a rhetorical question.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 10:33 AM

April 09, 2006

Here is a quote I made up, meant to be said by a fictional character even more facile and glib than I am

Saying there are too many blogs in the world is like saying there are too many sandwiches in the world. There are as many as there need to be, and nobody's saying you have to consume all of them.

Although, they do both result in a lot of shit.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 03:18 PM

April 05, 2006

I don't know why there's no sidebar

And the whole page isn't loading. I am not the person who knows about these things.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 02:15 PM

April 04, 2006

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MORE HERE

Posted by Jim Treacher at 10:46 AM