October 13, 2006

Go to Blowing Smoke

I blog there every day. Go. What are you, stupid? That was a rhetorical question.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 02:09 PM

October 04, 2006

He only joined because he thought they said 72 sturgeons

Guantanamo Bay is trying to murder (alleged) terrorists with heart disease:

Most of the prisoners arrived at the military prison in southeast Cuba slightly underweight but have since gained an average of 20 pounds (9 kilograms), and most are now "normal to mildly overweight or mildly obese," Navy Cmdr. Robert Durand, spokesman for the detention facilities, said Monday.

One detainee's weight has almost doubled to 410 pounds (186 kilograms), Durand said.

I don't wanna say Yusif is fat, but he had to strap together 3 bomb belts just to meet Allah (pbuh)! And then he couldn't go through with it because that filthy Jew pizzeria owner didn't make the door wide enough! I mean, when Yusif sits around the cave, he really sits around the cave! That's not a beard, people, it's falafel crumbs! I kid because I love. But seriously, Yusif, situps are not haraam. Aw, it's a joke! C'mon, folks.

(thx james)

Posted by Jim Treacher at 12:56 PM