December 03, 2009

If you really believe in anthropogenic global warming...

...why aren't you furious that the original data that's supposed to prove it was thrown away? Even if you don't think it matters for scientific reasons, what about the loss to history? All those charts and tapes and such, shouldn't they be enshrined in a museum somewhere? "Behold, the data that saved the world!" But no, apparently you think it was just so much garbage.

At least on that we can agree.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 01:28 AM

December 02, 2009

Presented without comment

Date: Wed, Dec 2, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Subject: Hot Hot Hot!

Dear Jim,

Well, so much for global warming! Ha ha! I guess a lot of greedy scientists are going to have emptier Xmas trees this year (meaning, because they will be so poor now that their global warming cash cow is at an end and they won't be able to buy as many Xmas presents for themselves and others. This year.) Plus, guess you have to buy the more cheaper light bulbs, Mister Former Vice President Gore! Ha ha!

Good going telling off that global warmer phony on your blog. I liked when he got all spluttery and angry and you stayed all calm and funny. That exchange alone would be enough to debunk global warming forever and tell everyone what's what, but apparently only greedy scientists get their emails put all over the internet. Which is too bad for them! Ha ha!

WOw even Jon Stewart now knows what a big lie it all was too. He's such a big phony. He should quit his show now. I'm glad you took him down for good. I wish you could get Colbert too but sometimes its hard to tell where he's coming from, you know?

Don't forget by the way evolution is all a lie too. That's next to debunk. I know! You can have another fake dialogue with spluttery science lover guy and have him be all, "You're from monkeys pal!" and you can go "Oh really? Then I guess I'm related to Michelle Obama then I guess, huh?" Ha ha! You can hear the imaginary spluttery anger now. He'd get all mad because you got him and because you're being pretend racist just to get him mad even though you're only being pretend racist. (You are, right?)

Anyway it's all over just about for Acorn and Osama OOPS I mean Obama (Ha ha! Ha) so keep up the good work and remember vote for Sarah when she runs (but I dont have to tell you that do I?)

very sincerely,

John E Williams

Posted by Jim Treacher at 01:21 PM

Please do debunik it, but try not to paninic


Hey, my typing fingers would be shaky too if I was watching my dreams die.

They couldn't make Climategate go away by ignoring it, so now they're trying to rebrand it as "Swifthack." Y'know, like "Swiftboating." Because that worked so well last time. The poor dears. Well, clicik here to see them debunik the fucik out of it. (If you don't feel like reading the whole thing, here's a handy summary, courtesy of Newsbusters: "My mind is made up, so don't confuse me with the facts.")

Say what you want about Jon Stewart, but the guy gets results!

Stewart has now scooped Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams, and Katie Couric on Climategate. It's kind of like if Edgar Bergen & Charlie McCarthy had broken Pearl Harbor before the news networks did. Except Jon Stewart isn't a wooden puppet. [citation needed]

Posted by Jim Treacher at 11:49 AM

November 30, 2009

Imagine if Ron Ziegler had tried to claim the Watergate Hotel didn't even exist

That's basically what Robert Gibbs did today:

The consensus is that Climategate is real. You're a denier, Robert Gibbs. The silence is not settled.

Posted by Jim Treacher at 05:26 PM